I bet this is Jared’s reaction to all of us wondering why the fuck they disappeared.
Echelon excuses to break up:
- 1: You are not Jared even if you dye your hair 'pink'.
- 2: You are not Tomo even if bake me an apple-less apple pie.
- 3: You are not Shannon just because you have drums.
- 4: You wore my Triad necklace.
- 5: You are just not Hurricane material, you know?
- 6: You didn't let me VyRT. Or even ReVyRT.
- 7: You skip Mars tracks on the iPod.
- 8: You think a Palm Tree is a normal tree.
- 9: You don't pet a monkey as if it's an everyday thing.
- 10: You think Mars is a planet.
- 11: You don't make me vegan pancakes.
- 12: You think a Triad is a triangle.
- 13: You say Jared's mohawk is pink. It's fucking pomegranate...
- 14: You don't know the true meaning of the word "Soon".
- 15: You can't accept the fact that, even if I really love you, there will still be 3 men who I love much more than you.
- 16: You keep talking while a Mars song is playing.
- 17: You think The Echelon is a fan-base.
- 18: You don't know who Bartholomew Cubbins is.
- 19: You don't live, die, nor bleed for The Fantasy.